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Nashvar Presents the

March 20, 2004

Race Report By Captain Yak

The Nashvar Double Dog Dare was the most well organized and challenging adventure race I have participated in.  It began with teams getting a bag of who knew what.  When the start sounded at 7:00 sharp, all teams dug into their bags to find their passports (used for the various checkpoints) and  a jigsaw puzzle!

Leg 1 was a run  over the spine of the Narrows of the Harpeth

Leg 2 was an upstream paddle and portage across the Narrows of the Harpeth  

Leg 3 was a 5 mile float

Leg 4 consisted of a bike ride to the second transition area, TA2

Leg 5 was a trek to a cliff for an 80-100 ft rappel then bushwhacking back to the TA2

Leg 6 was back on the bikes for lots of riding then back to the starting line. 

 

The total race distance was about 35 milesWe figured the breakdown was roughly:

5 miles on the water

10 miles on foot

20 miles on bikes

 Our race started off two days prior with one of our yak-mates, Yak Daddy, phoning a report of a 101° fever.  By race day however he stated he felt “much better.”  So we started with high hopes as the puzzle (which was the first map!) was being assembled.  We completed the first leg over to the canoes in fine form.  We hauled our boat up the mud slick and portaged over to the put-in of the long float without mishap.  We missed one checkpoint along the river but quickly recovered and paddled upstream a little to get it. We finished the canoeing around seventeenth place according one of the volunteers, my lovely wife. So far so good.

We ran back and got on our trusty bikes, one old and borrowed, one new and rented, and mine, new to me and never tested in a race.   

The first real snag came under the bridge as I attempted to ride across the giant rocks and, doing a fairly spectacular endo, fell to my death.  OK, maybe not MY death, but my back rim’s death.  Yep, that baby folded like a bad poker hand.  Out of commiseration, Yak Daddy piled up right behind me. I hauled my bike over to a picnic table and took off the back wheel.  As my fellow yak-mates and I considered our plight and began the process of trying to get the thing straight enough to clear the brakes, we waved to the teams passing us and wished them well.  Having never bent the crap out of a rim and them tried to continue riding, I was fairly amazed how straight we were able to get it.  So, we were off again!  

We enjoyed the course and the ride.  As we were approaching the TA2 we waved to Team Cumberland Transit who we met as they had just finished the “woodland” (bushwhacking) leg of the race.  Hmm, no one seemed to be behind them.  We all three agreed that was our favorite leg of the race.  The rappel was a great challenge and the scenery on those low creeks was some of the best in Tennessee.  Great tip on the long pants by the way! We chose to get out of that area by going straight up the hill.  A fine strategy until we saw the backs of the team that had just been behind us leaving the checkpoint in front of us.  

We finished that leg and got back on our bikes just in time for the toranadic monsoons to hit.  We would rather NOT have been riding the spines of the ridges on our metal lightening rods, but you don’t always get to choose.  Finally we descended into the lowlands and felt much better.  More great scenery and another hellish hill to climb/drag bikes up.   

Then just as we were heading for the last checkpoint we met an angel of mercy who said that we should look at, and

On the last leg as we were going down one of the many rocky trails one of our team, Yakety Yak, made the statement, “Hey, I have a flat front tire!”  Not to worry, we all have spare tubes… Schrader tubes… rental bike…Presta rims…DOH!  Since it was still pouring rain at this point we rode a while and then decided to try to repair it with our handy repair kit.  Again, the same angel of mercy appeared to offer help and show me how to reverse my pump to handle the skinny valve.  Who was that masked man?  Now, I have changed and repaired many a flat, and if you read the instructions the word “dry” comes up quite a bit.  I patched the hole in the driving rain as we assured several of the teams passing us that we had it under control. We replaced the wheel and we were off with a tire that was still quite flat.  Screw it, “We Ride!”  After a Spectacular downhill wreck by Yakety, thanks to the flat front tire, I looked at my watch and the time was 4:48.  I thought we had no chance of making the cutoff, but my Yak-mate showed more Yakatude than I could imagine.  He rode that flat all the way home at sub-lightning speed.  When we got to the Adventureworks drive we headed up to the cheers of, “Here come the Yaks!” (Again my lovely wife.)  We rolled in with an official time of 9 hours and 59 minutes!  Plenty of time to spare! 

 

Here are the official results for the Yaks, and all the rest

Check out the official Nashvar DDD page for Team Retching Yaks

Yippee--- The video is here....
Hi Res ----- http://doubledogdare.nashvar.org/video/DDD_1m.wmv
Low Res -- http://doubledogdare.nashvar.org/video/DDD_256k.wmv